What’s In The Water?

Patty V • July 12, 2022

What’s in the water in New Jersey? Through the years, the “god damn Jets” have certainly had their share of time in the press.


Unless you’re hiding under a rock, you’ve heard by now that Zach Wilson is extremely fond of his alma mater mascot, the cougar. A recent story broke where Zach Wilson’s ex claims that the two split because of his infidelity, with his own mothers friend nonetheless! The internet has been full of those congratulating the young man, claiming he’s got that dog in him, which assuredly will lead to much success on the field for the Jets, right?


I ask another question though. Is it that Zach Wilson indeed has that “dog” in him, or is this a concerning theme for New York Jets quarterbacks?


First there was “Broadway Joe” trying to make out with reporters on the sideline in the middle of a game. Next, Brett Favre showed his Danny Woodhead to whoever would take a peek (while married), and then Mark Sanchez butt fumbled his way into a hookup with a 17 year old girl. There is certainly something about playing quarterback for the New York Jets that makes a man lose all inhibitions.


Whether Wilson is closer to Namath or Sanchez will still need to be determined, but one thing is for sure, this story will not be forgotten anytime soon, and we may have a new favorite 2021 draft class QB. Your move, Mac Jones!


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Pelicans @ Nuggets Takeaways

By Chrissy Smith • October 30, 2025
Team Stats (Pelicans at Nuggets) Final Score: 88-122 Rebounds: 36-57 Assists: 17-40 Steals: 9-5 Blocks: 3-5 Turnovers: 12-14 Stat Leaders Scoring Leaders: Jeremiah Fears, 21; Nikola Jokić, 21 Rebound Leaders: Trey Murphy III, 7; Nikola Jokić, 12 Assist Leaders: Jeremiah Fears, 6; Nikola Jokić, 10 My Player of the Game: Jeremiah Fears Chrissy's Key Takeaways * The starters for this game were Fears, Murphy III, Jones, Zion, and Deandre Jordan. So that was different, and it didn't work at all. * With most of the third quarter over, Zion had five total points in the game. He finished with 11. * The Nuggets went on a 32-4 run in the third quarter. The Pelicans came out very slow to start off the third. * New Orleans went 7-of-33 from the three-point line. * Nikola Jokić had a triple-double. The Pelicans had no answer for him all night. * Do the Pelicans know that the season has started because the majority of the guys out there look like they still think they're playing Summer League. * The problem with this team isn't the talent because they have that. So what's the problem? Coaching, effort, etc.? This has to be fixed ASAP. Follow @TheKneaux on X, and follow me there too, @SportsChrissy.

Celtics @ Pelicans Takeaways

By Chrissy Smith • October 28, 2025
Team Stats (Celtics at Pelicans) Final Score: 122-90 Rebounds: 54-35 Assists: 25-17 Steals: 5-7 Blocks: 7-0 Turnovers: 11-13 Stat Leaders Scoring Leaders: Anfernee Simons, 25; Jordan Poole, 22 Rebound Leaders: Neemias Queta, 11; Yves Miss, 7 Assist Leaders: Payton Prichard, 8; Trey Murphy, III, 5 My Player of the Game: Jordan Poole Chrissy's Key Takeaways * The first two losses of the season were tough but at least the team looked good. In this game, no one looked fired up to compete except Jordan Poole and Jose Alvarado. * Zion did not play because he's been spending all offseason getting in shape just so he could rest after two games. Makes no sense to me. * Trey Murphy and Herb Jones need to find their spark and stride. These guys have been putting in a ton of work in the offseason but it isn't showing right now. * Willie Green has got to be on a short leash because this 0-3 start feels like the team is just picking up where they left off except this time they're healthy and have all the momentum in the world. * The next three games for the Pelicans will be on the road against Denver, Clippers, and Thunder . Follow @TheKneaux on X, and follow me there too, @SportsChrissy.
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