Patty's Players Vol 4
It’s been three weeks of Patty’s Players, and its time to have a little bit more fun here. I have no idea how we outperform last week’s article, where a minor league baseball team decided to declare war on their fanbase, but here we are.
We’re in full swing of NFL Preseason, the MLB is suspending players for performance enhancements, walk out songs are becoming a huge thing again, Sue Bird is retiring, etc. There is simply a good bit finally happening in the world of sports.
With that being said, it’s time to get into who is the newest addition to the Patty’s Players roster. So why don’t you go ahead and take a seat right there.
Without further ado: Chase Hansen
Chase Hansen continues to make big plays 😤
— New Orleans Saints (@Saints) August 14, 2022
📺: FOX-8 pic.twitter.com/1CcEFEFapj
Sure, I know, we’re not supposed to get excited about pre-season football. Its totally possible that Chase, who was just signed by the New Orleans Saints less than a week ago following the abrupt “nah man” by Kiko Alonso, will simply fade into oblivion after this spectacular outing.
However, the case that I make for him is simple. He has had less than a week’s practice and came away from this first preseason run leading the team in tackles (6), having 2 tackles for loss, an INT, and a tipped pass. The man was simply flying all over the place. Sure there were other great performers in this weekends slate of games, but with that, it brings me to the second reason I selected Mr. Hansen, his last name. Whether you go the mmmbop route, or the predator catching badass, the name is there.
For me, I like to somewhat combine the two. Something along the lines of pregame chatter with Deshaun going the way of “Sir, take a seat over there, you’ve bopped your last mmm”.
….. See you next week for another installment of Patty’s Players.
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