Welcome to this week's In Case You Missed It!

A quick review of this week in sports

1. Weekly Sandy Alcantara update: still the best pitcher in baseball
2. The XFL is back! Again… again. 
3. Vegas, Seattle, Orlando, St. Louis, San Antonio, Arlington, Houston & DC. 3 texas teams huh? 
4. Fun fact: no active nba player has ever faced the kings in the playoffs 
5. The Celtics have emerged as a team trying to trade for KD. Question is: would he agree to go there? Lol couldn’t say that with a straight face
6. Abolish Angel Hernandez 
7. Prayers to John Metchie!
8. NFL+ is here. Just another streaming service to confuse everyone. Is the cable bundle about to make a comeback because these streaming costs are getting out of hand
9. Kylers contract requires “4 hours of independent study time” lol that’s short (no pun intended) for our QB doesn’t watch film 
10. Those New Soldier field renovations are amazing 
11. Pistons brought back their green throwbacks!! They’re perfect!
12. MLB trade rumors starting to heat up. Can’t wait to see the best players on the market somehow find their way to the Yankees or Dodgers….. baseball 
13. Chris Carson retiring from the NFL is sad. Injuries are a real mf 
14. Julio signing with Tampa… that offense will be terrifying for 3 games
15. Mike Thomas won’t be on PUP long. WR1 is back and the league should be concerned 
16. Dennis Allen says Taysom’s role will be similar in that he’ll still get SOME snaps at QB, and uneducated fans will scream that that’s a bad idea
17. Saints signed Malcom Brown for RB depth. God help us 
18. It’s only Tuesday… how about the news take chill pill eh? 
19. Mike hates Jeff Duncan 
20. Mike Trout diagnosed with a rare back condition. The baseball Gods are cruel 
21. Yankees trade for Andrew Benintendi. The rich get richer 
22. George Pickens is going to be the next great Steelers wide receiver. Book it
23. There’s a clause in Zion’s contract that says he has to keep the sum of his weight and body fat percentage under 295. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen that before
24. Eli Apple getting embarrassed by Chase in camp. Seems like they’re both in mid season form 
25. DK Metcalf getting his new deal before Drew Lock tanks his stats is a brilliant move
26. And just like that, Kyler’s study clause is removed from his contract. I guess public ridicule can lead to anything 
27. It was a hell of a run kwon!!
28. I saw that pic of Derrick Henry in the Eddie George tank top. I’m still not convinced Derrick Henry is a real person. Good lord
29. Shohei was asked about potentially being traded. Let’s just take a minute and think about the absurdity of the potential haul that would require. The biggest haul in sports history 
30. Here come the Mariners 
31. Aaron Judge needs to be urine tested IMMEDIATELY this is getting out of hand

Well, that was the week in the sport's universe! In case you missed it, I hope you're all caught up now.  See y'all next week.