League's F****d

David Rainey • October 5, 2022

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           The leaves have begun to change.  Pumpkin spice is running rampant through your local grocery stores and coffee shops.  And finally, spooky SZN has arrived.

            However, it’s not because Halloween is right around the corner, but because Pelicans’ basketball is back, and HE is back.  By he, I’m talking about none other than the man, the myth, the legend: Zion Williamson.  Unless you’ve been trapped under a rock, you’ve seen the pictures of Zion going around on Twitter and MY GOODNESS does he look incredible.  Side note, the earring is giving me major MJ vibes, but I digress.

            Let’s forget about his physique for now though.  Zion, a recent Patty’s players recipient, is finally healthy and looks happier than ever to be around his teammates.  Every practice highlight we’ve seen of Zion has shown that he has his speed, power, and explosiveness back.  Now, I’ve always been one to try to manage my own expectations, but when reports that Z is “dominating” practices start to circulate, it makes it incredibly difficult to not have excitement start to bubble up inside of me.  It feels like a lifetime since we last saw Zion step on the court, but he’s back.  Also, it seems like he’s seen all the criticism and insults from the peanut gallery.  So, not only is he back, but he’s also back with a chip on his shoulder, and the rest of the league should be terrified.


            But Zion, and Halloween haunted houses, are the only reason the rest of the NBA should be terrified.  This Pelicans roster is young and LOADED.  Arguably, the most loaded roster in team history.  The young rookies from last year, likely, will only be better this season.  Trey Murphy has been all over the internet this offseason, and not only does he look like he grew to a legit 6’9 – 6’10, but he also seems to have taken his shooting and ball handling to another level.  José is said to be shooting the lights out as well, and for the second off season in a row, Coach Willie Green has said that Herb Jones has impressed him more than any other player.  On top of last year’s rookie class, we’re adding a playmaking and athletic point guard to the roster in Dyson Daniels.  The roster is so deep, it’s going to be tough to get all these young guys the minutes they deserve.  I can’t think of a time that the franchise has had more good players than minutes to go around. 


            When you mix in the core of veterans the Pelicans have with its young guys, you have a roster that I truly believe can make a post season run.  I mean, we are dropping a generational talent into a lineup that was already good enough to make the playoffs.  Adding Zion to this lineup is only going to make the game easier for guys like CJ and BI.  Think about all the open looks CJ is going to get when Zion sucks the defense into the lane. Brandon Ingram double teams?  Those are a thing of the past, but if a team dares to try anyway, pray for them.  I even think a guy like Devonte Graham is going to benefit tremendously from Zion being back.  Graham is meant to be a 6th man.  Zion being back will force Graham back into the role he was meant to play, and I believe he’ll thrive in that role.  Especially when he gets to run with Zion and get wide open looks as well. 

            I mentioned managing expectations earlier.  I do think we should all try to do that, at least for the beginning of the season.  Keep in mind that Zion has never played with the majority of the new roster.  It will likely take time for them to gel, so don’t get worked up if they struggle out the gate.  With that said, I think I speak for all 12 of us when I say this is the most excited I’ve ever been for a Pelicans season.  But it’s not only this season I’m excited for, but the future of this franchise has also never been brighter.  One of the best cores of young superstars and role players, an incredible front office, and large trick or treat bag full of draft picks.  It’s the Pelicans turn to step into the spotlight, and the league is f****d. 


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By Zach Nuñez May 22, 2026
Lane Kiffin sat in his office with Big Cat and PFT Commenter for Pardon My Take’s annual Grit Week series. PFT jokingly asked Kiffin, “Have you gotten to meet and know Mike the Tiger yet?” Kiffin briefly explained trying to have “a moment” with Mike before the conversation quickly pivoted. “That is really why we need Coach O,” Kiffin said. Kiffin’s lighthearted attempt to connect with Mike the Tiger landed because it pointed to something real: LSU had lost a piece of its soul. Mike is more than a mascot. He’s the living symbol of the program’s unique Bayou culture, the unmistakable cultural heartbeat Ed Orgeron once brought every day with his “one team, one heartbeat” energy that made the program feel truly alive. Say what you want about the way things ended between 2020 and 2021. Based on sourced information I won’t get into here, I’d argue much of the public perception surrounding Orgeron’s exit misses the full picture. Binder in hand, Orgeron built the greatest team in college football history, an achievement that never seemed fully appreciated by LSU’s leadership at the time. Brian Kelly was brought in to “steady the ship.” In some ways, he did. LSU remained competitive and relevant nationally. But in other ways, Kelly’s tenure slowly chipped away at the culture and identity that made LSU football unique. Over four seasons, Kelly often said the right things publicly, but in true politician form, his actions rarely matched his words. The result was a gradual erosion of the program’s identity and growing apathy within a fan base that prides itself on passion and pride. Eventually, that disconnect led to Kelly’s reported $54 million exit from Baton Rouge. In a separate Grit Week interview, Orgeron was blunt about why that disconnect happened. When asked about Kelly’s infamous first appearance on the basketball court, Coach O didn’t hesitate: “It’s over, he ain’t got a chance. If you try to be somebody you ain’t, they are going to smell it from a mile away.” It felt fitting that Frank Wilson stepped in as interim head coach, describing the opportunity as “answering the call of Mother University.” Wilson understood what LSU was supposed to be because he lived it, as a Louisiana native and as a longtime assistant deeply embedded in the fabric of the program. That is not to diminish the work he did during his second stint at LSU, but at times Wilson felt like a bridge to the culture Kelly never fully embraced. He helped keep the program tethered to its Louisiana roots while Kelly attempted to reshape LSU in his own political and calculated image. When Wilson later departed for Ole Miss and LSU hired Kevin Smith to coach running backs, Kiffin, general manager Billy Glasscock, and the rest of the staff did an admirable job holding together the recruiting class and stabilizing the roster. 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You cannot disassociate yourself with these people because this is their life.” Coach O knows that truth because he was born with it. “I was raised in the state of Louisiana,” he said. “Nobody ever had to tell me about the expectations at LSU. I got it.” That’s the culture he’s always understood: “That’s what makes this state, the people. They don’t come here to see the mosquitoes, the humidity and the alligators, it’s because of the people and the culture… LSU makes the state of Louisiana and everybody loves the LSU Tigers.” Kiffin needs someone who can immediately strengthen relationships between a largely new staff and high school coaches across Louisiana. In an era dominated by transfer portal mercenaries and transactional roster building, LSU also needs someone capable of reigniting genuine passion inside the building. That is what Orgeron brings. He is a motivator. A recruiter. A culture builder. 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