4. Please keep baseball players mic’d up at all times. Check out Trae Turner mid play

5. 694 and counting for The Machine!!

6. I feel terrible for Mark the Brewers fan. Poor guy just got friendzoned into oblivion. 

7. I haven’t felt this way since the Saints traded Jimmy Graham.

8. This feels like such an awful trade for the saints 

9. That said, see y’all in Arizona in February 

10. Zack Baun is a walking scam 

11. The Saints Linebackers are questionable to say the least 

12. Diamondbacks’ outfielder Corbin Carrol might just be Usain Bolt of Major League Baseball

13. Gunnar Henderson’s first major league hit was a homer. Welcome to the Show young fella 

14. Abolish Angel Hernandez 

15. The Saints sure know how to ruin a season before it gets started 

16. Utah had the chance to flip Spida for Barrett, Toppin, Robinson and 3 firsts and SAID NO?? They deserve poverty for eternity

17. That West Virginia wide receiver is going to hate himself for a while. My goodness

18. I’m not sure how to feel about a 12 team college football playoff. That’s quite a leap from 4 

19. Somewhere, Reggie Bush is praying for that Indiana running back 

20. I’m so happy college football is back 

21. Serena… congrats on a hell of a career! Without a doubt, the greatest to ever do it 

22. Dodgers fans throwing inflatable PEDs on the field to mock Tatis represents everything I love about sports

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