A Breakdown of The Week in Sports!

In case you missed it

1. kind of a sucky way to start the week, but RIP Bill Russell 
2. Raise your hand if you remembered that James Washington signed with the Cowboys… no one? Didn’t think so 
3. Trade deadline is Tuesday, we’re still on Juan Soto watch. Padres are supposedly preparing an offer. My guess is it ends up being the Cardinals 
4. So much for deebo getting traded
5. Watson gets 6 games… I do not understand how these suspensions are decided when he gets 6 games, but ridley gets a year for a parlay
6. The Saints defense is about to be unreal. Especially that secondary
7. Alonte Taylor Vs. Paulson Adebo is a fun battle
8. Payton Turner and Trevor Penning…. Love the emotion but let’s not punch helmets with fists 
9. TRADES ARE HAPPENING 
10. Mancini to the Astros! Good move for them
11. Frankie Montas to Yankees, they get their pitcher
12. Josh Hader to the Padres? What? Why? 
13. The Red Sox are doing something but no one seems to understand what or why
14. I say again, have Aaron Judge tested 
15. The White Sox attempted to trade for Ohtani, and I respect the hustle 
16. The arms race in the American League began today. The Astros are taking a swing at the Yankees 
17. Bucs offensive linemen are dropping like flies 
18. The Dolphins lost a first round pick & a third round pick for tampering with Brady & Sean Payton. The most dolphins thing ever is losing the picks AND not getting either of them 
19. The Padres just swooped in and stole Juan Soto from the Cardinals. Oh they also managed to get Josh Bell 
20. Paulson Adebo has been the star of training camp. Bringing in legit CB2 competition was a really great move
21. Not sports related, but pizza rolls need to be renamed to “mini lava pockets” as I can no longer feel my tongue 
22. Hereby the irrational leader of the Chris Herndon bandwagon 
23. No for real… the Padres are going all out to win this year 
24. Jacob deGrom is BACK
25. Honey Badger is BACK
26. Trevor Penning ejected from practice after 3 days in a row of fights. I like his attitude, but how about we reel it back a little bit eh?
27. Training camp all around the league has been full of fisticuffs 
28. Jesse Winker is absolutely hilarious! He called a fan in the outfield “four eyes” then tweeted this after the game 
29. Zach Wilson gonna lose his job to Joe Flacco? 
30. lol overnight the Padres became terrifying. Hello Slam Diego 
31. I’d have a better chance of winning the lottery without buying a ticket than hitting Sandy Alcantara’s slider 
32. Nothing screams must watch tv like a Jags vs Raiders preseason game 
33. What the hell was that dodgers celebration?
34. Zamir White got the juice
35. Yeah MT about to cut up 
36. Brandon Aiyuk is apparently a ball magnet in 49ers camp. Fantasy sleeper
37. Kiko Alonso retired? Linebacker is a big YIKES for the saints 
38. Slam Ball is back? Excuse me while I go buy a trampoline and have my own set up at my house like the old days

These are certainly starting to get longer now that football season is here! Just makes these articles better! See y'all back here next week!